Reinkarnacija
apokalipsa4
(lovac na ucene)
13. maj 2009. u 10.10
Fata i Mujo se zainteresovali za spiritualizam i reinkarnaciju. Dogovore
se da onaj koji prvi od njih umre, pokusa drugoga kontaktirati trideseti
dan poslije smrti. Nesreca je htjela da je Mujo poginuo u teskoj
saobracajki.
Prema obecanju koje mu je dala još dok je bio ziv, Fata tridesetog dana
pokusa ostvariti kontakt s Mujom na drugom svijetu. Tokom seanse, Fata u
transu zazva: „Mujooo..., Mujooooo... Fata je tu, cujes li me?? Ooooo...
kako mi nedostajes! Kako li izgleda tamo gdje si sad?”
Konacno se javi Mujo: „Prekrasno je, plavo nebo, kratko pokosena trava,
zelene livade na kojima gotovo stalno sija sunce.”
Fata placuci: „I sto radis većinu vremena?”
Mujo: „Znaš, Fato, ustajemo prije nego izadje sunce i nakon obilnog dorucka
ne radimo ništa drugo nego se seksamo. Nakon rucka imamo dvosatni odmor i
onda se nastavimo seksati do sest sati. Zatim veceramo i, ako još možemo,
nastavimo se seksati sve do noći Uglavnom to zavisi o spremnosti
partnerke. Oko deset sati zaspimo. I tako svaki dan.”
Fata, još uvijek placuci, ali ipak sokirana: „Pa to ne bi smjelo biti u
raju?!?”
Mujo: „U raju? Fato moja, nisam ja u raju!”
Fata: „smrc, smrc? Pa gdje si onda?”
Mujo: „Ma ja sam ti sad zec na Trebevicu”.
Freelance
(slobodan strelac)
14. maj 2009. u 10.38
Original price glasi:
„Reincarnation Surprise
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either of them died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the world beyond exactly 30 days after their death.
Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.
At the séance, she called out, ”John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?„A ghostly voice answered her, ”Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you.„
Martha tearfully asked, ”Oh John, what is it like where you are?„
”It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time.„
”What do you do all day?„ asked Martha.
”Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m.„
Martha was somewhat taken aback. ”Is that what heaven really is like?„
”Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha.„
”Well, then, where are you?„
”I'm a rabbit in Arizona.„
Zar nije Srbin originalan? Ovu sam prevedenu pricicu prilično davno postovao na ovom forumu. Kažem, prilično davno. No, svejedno, prica je dobra i kada su glavne licnosti Mujo i Fata.”
