Sumnjo Mujo da ga žena vara ovde u americi i narucio detektiva...
Pošto nije imao dovoljno para, uzme najjeftinijeg...Kineza.
Nakon par dana dobija pismo:

Most honorable sir!
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss
she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,

Sincerely,

Chang Lee