Zalutala ajkula, već zagađena bakterijom (E. coli), upada u McDonald's restaurant, znojavo radi dan i noć, prži pomfrit i dobrodušno poklanja McDonald's Burger King with fries.(Ohio police confirm that all Americans, white supermacists and Springfielders eat their cats, dogs and birds.)

U nekoj zemlji divljaka od 7648 ostrva i 175 jezika svi divljaci jure posle svake prirodne katastrofe pomoći domaćim i stranom izbeglicama, i kažu:
„My door is wide open, no need to knock. My heart is wide open, you're welcome to come in! My hands are wide open to God's blessing! What God's given me, be sure to know, it's also yours!”, dok njihova deca svakom slučajnom prolazniku poklanjaju „Soy Sauce Chicken Noodles”.

Moji ujedinjeni divljaci imaju 20 slova i njihovoj azbuci „abakada” i složno pevaju „Land of the morning, child of the sun returning, with fervor burning thee do our souls adore”, dok „the Hawaiian alphabet consists of only 13 letters, five vowels (A, E, I, O, U,) and eight consonants (H, K, L, M, N, P, W and the 'okina.), apostrof koji deli dva samoglasnika.

A neki civilizovani poturčeni seljaci, ujedinjeni u istom jeziku, su izgubili zemlju celu, i sada uživaju u izbeglištvu.”