...ali dooobar!

Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Slobodan Milosevic died and went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said „I miss England: I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there”.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked „Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?”
The devil says „Five million pounds”. She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

George Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, „My turn! I wanna call the United States;
I want to see how everybody is doing there too.” He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked „Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?” The devil says „Ten million dollars”.
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Slobo was even more jealous and starts screaming, „I want to call Serbia too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputy; I want to talk to Seselj, everybody...” He calls Serbia and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked and talked and talked, then he asked,
„Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?” The devil says „One dollar”.
Slobo is stunned and says „One dollar? Only one freaking dollar?”
The Devil says „Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, its local!”