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Road House

Morgan: You know, I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but you don't look like much to me.
Dalton: Opinions vary.
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Morgan: What am I supposed to do?
Dalton: There's always barber college.
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Wade Garrett: You got a skinny little runt named Dalton working here?
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Wade Garrett: This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, „Don't eat the big white mint”.

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Wade Garrett: That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

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Dalton: Pain don't hurt.

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Dalton: Nobody ever wins a fight.

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Red Webster: How long are you gonna be in town?
Dalton: Not very long.
Red Webster: That's what I said 25 years ago.
Dalton: Really? What happened?
Red Webster: I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That's life. Who can explain it?

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Dalton: My way... or the highway.

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Dalton: All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

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Dalton: Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone.

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Dalton: People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.

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Dalton: If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.

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Dalton: I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

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Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?
Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
Steve: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?
Dalton: Is she?

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Dalton: You play pretty good for a blind boy.
Cody, Band Singer at Double Deuce: And I thought you'd be bigger.

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[Dalton walks in on Steve having sex with a girl in the supply closet]
Dalton: Yo, Steve! You're history.
Steve: But I'm on my break!
Dalton: Stay on it.
Steve: Ah, @!#$!

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Dalton: Sorry, we're closed.
Ketchum: Then what are all these people doing here?
Dalton: Drinking and having a good time.
Ketchum: That's why we're here.
Dalton: You're too stupid to have a good time.

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Frank Tilghman: It's a good night. Nobody died.
Dalton: It'll get worse before it gets better.

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Wade Garrett: A man puts a gun in yer face, you got two choices- stand there 'n die or kill the @!#$!

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Dalton: [after interrupting Denise's unsolicited striptease] If you're gonna have a pet, keep it on a leash.

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Doc: Is this the part where you tell me what a great guy your friend is?
Wade Garrett: Not hardly. This is the part where I tell you I want you for myself.
Doc: [laughs]
Dalton: Oh, yo. Whatever he's saying, you can be fairly sure it's a lie.
Wade Garrett: [giving Dalton a look and her a longer look] Don't bet on it.

Brad Wesley: Elvis! Play something with balls!

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Morgan: You know, I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but you don't look like much to me.
Dalton: Opinions vary.

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Kelly Lynch-Doc: Do you always carry your medical record around with you?
Dalton: Saves time.
Doc: Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in?
Dalton: Philosophy.
Doc: Any particular discipline?
Dalton: No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of @!#$.
Doc: Come up with any answers?
Dalton: Not too many.
Doc: How's a guy like you end up a bouncer?
Dalton: Just lucky I guess.

Doc: You know, for that line of work I thought you'd be bigger.
Dalton: Gee, I've never heard that before.

R.I.P.
(Dalton)Patrick Swayze

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