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'Људи жељни разговора'..
santa
2018-02-19 03:58 PM
...
Profesor-Kanada
(Profesor)
2018-02-19 04:45 PM
Finally - A cop who tells the truth!!!! And has a great sense of humour.

Recently, the Tampa Police Department ran an e-mail forum with the local community (a question and answer exchange) with the topic being, „Community Policing.” One of the civilian e-mail participants posed the following question:

„I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people, and get away with it?”
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From the „other side” (the law enforcement side), Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor, replied:

„First of all, let me tell you this ... it's not easy. In Tampa, we average one cop for every 600 people.

Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as ”patrol„) where we do most of our harassing. The rest are in non-harassing departments which do not allow them contact with the day-to- day innocents.

At any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty, and available for harassing people, while the rest are off-duty.

So, roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents. When you toss in the commercial businesses, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop one second to harass a person and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut before finding a new person to harass.

This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring.

What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass. The tools available to us are as follows:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. ”My neighbor is beating his wife„ is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment.. Another popular one: ”There's a guy breaking into a house.„ The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no registration or no driver's license and the like. It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk or have an outstanding warrant..

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a cat on the scent of a mouse. When you catch them you can harass them for hours, to determine why they didn't want to talk to us.

LAWS: When we don't have PHONES or CARS or RUNNERS, and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called ”Laws„; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Laws, etc ...They spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people.

After you read the laws, you can just drive around for awhile until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them. Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I was allowed to harass this guy. It's a really cool system that we've set up, and it works pretty well.

We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass and we get away with it. Why? For the good of the Tampa citizens who pay the bill. We try to keep the streets safe for them and they pay us to ”harass„ some people.

Hopefully sir, this has clarified to you a little bit better, how we harass the good citizens of Tampa.

Mora da je ovaj 'civil' bio zeljan razgovora.”
santa
2018-02-19 04:58 PM
Bas tako, nekako, čak i oni sto cutke samo cituckaju bi rekli/napisali reč dve, ali... (to 'ali' uvek postoji u svakoj ne napisanoj prici). :)

Hvala prof. za prilog, zaista interesant pa čak i poucan (transparent) za (ne)ljubitelje rada i duznosti policije!
rizling
2018-02-20 04:59 AM


https://tinyurl.com/y7mp8l3y

Ova dosla pijana da peva :)))))))))))

CPHA
(Чувари ћирилице)
2018-02-20 05:14 AM
Зар није тако?
CPHA
(Чувари ћирилице)
2018-02-20 05:20 AM
Можда је дрмнула Шетача да разбије трему.
Кажу да помаже.

:-))
rizling
2018-02-20 06:53 AM

Nema stete sto pijana peva.I radi šta hoće.
Dok nedaj boze da se pilot aviona napije. Čitam sve vise slučajeva o tome. Čak neke stujardese prijave i bojkotuju let.

http://www.vino.rs/svet-vina/kako-da/item/2047-kako-naruciti-vino-u-restoranu.html
santa
2018-02-20 07:47 AM
„Зар није тако?”

Tako je, Srna, samo najhrabriji se pojave prvi (dok im neko ne uzme 'reč' iz usta, ili pre nego sto zaborave šta im je na umu)! :)
CPHA
(Чувари ћирилице)
2018-02-20 08:00 AM
Не знам баш да ли су најхрабрији али да имају најјачи говорни орган, то да.
Онда само слушамо монодраме, а понекад и дијалоге... опет најгласнијих.
Кад све прође и кад се вратимо тишини, добује у ушима као послије концерта.
Е ту је предност онлајн разговора, па ком опанци томе и обојци.
:-)
Ја имам у фамилији толико гласних индивидуа, да су ми мале шансе.
Овдје је све парламентарно, нема шансе да неко упадне некоме у ријеч.
santa
2018-02-20 08:17 AM
Hmm, mislis na Narodna skupstina Srbije, ili US Congress? 🤔
baresh
(zanatlija)
2018-02-20 12:30 PM
G.W.Bush resume - The White House,USA:

Education experience:
Law Enforcmement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport,Maine, in 1976 for driving under
the infulence of alcohol. I pled guilty,paid a fine,and mmy driver`s
license suspended 30 days. My Texas driving record has been „lost”
and is not available.

Military:
I joinedthe Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take
a drug yest to answer any questions about my drug use.By joining the
Texas Air National Guard,I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
cheerleader.

Past Work Experience:
I run for U.S. Congress and lost. I began mu career in the oil
business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company,but
couldn`t find any oil in Texas. The companu went bankrupt shortly
after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball
team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil
industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I waws elected governor
of Texas.
Accomplishments As Governor Of Texas:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my
tenure,Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city
in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions on borrowed money. I set a record of the most
executions by any governor in American history. With the help of
mu brother,governor of Florida,and my father`s appointments to
the Supreme Court,I became President after losing by over 500.000
votes.
Accomplishments As Presdent:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a
continuing cost of over one billion dolars per week. I spent the
U.S. surplus and effectivly bankrupted U.S. Treasury. I shattered
the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. A set an economic record for most private bankruptcies field in any 12-
month period and the all-time record for most forecloures. In my
first year in office,over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
I am proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. Mu „poorest millionaire” Connie
Rice,has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record
for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President...
and so on...
santa
2018-02-20 01:54 PM
Yep, the land of opportunity...
baresh
(zanatlija)
2018-02-20 03:01 PM
u prilog teme;

In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8' x 10'cell. At work, I spend most of my time in a 6' x 8' pod.

In prison they get three meals a day. At work I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

At work I must wear an ID badge at all times. In prison they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn onto the clothes.

At work there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes. In prison there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.

At work I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors myself. In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for me.

In prison they can watch TV and play games. At work I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they will pay my way through school to learn a new career and give me time to do it. At work they will pay for my education but I must do it on my own time.

In prison they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost whenever you want. At work we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on your time.

In prison I can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences comes from my actions. At work if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next RIF list.

In prison they ball and chain you when you go somewhere. At work you are just ball and chained.

In prison you have full medical coverage with no deductibles. At work, you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.

In prison all expenses are paid by the tax payer, with no work on their part. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then deduct the taxes from you salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison when a judge said you got life, you got guaranteed security for life. At work, you got laid off when they thought
you're old.

idemo dalje...
baresh
(zanatlija)
2018-02-20 03:12 PM
Employee Handbook
DRESS CODE

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress somewhere in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

PERSONAL DAYS

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

RESTROOM USE

Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the „Chronic Offenders” category.

LUNCH BREAK

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast.

THANK YOU!

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation, and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week!

THE MANAGEMENT
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santa
2018-02-20 03:20 PM
Right on, brother! 😁
baresh
(zanatlija)
2018-02-20 03:33 PM
Samo za santu ;-)
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United States Slogans
„See America First”

„This is America: We Don't Redistribute Wealth, You Earn It”

„America's Hand and Penis Are Too Far Apart - That's Just Cruel”
Alabama Slogans
„Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi”

„Alabama: Got Teeth?”

„Alabama: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem”

„Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity”

„Alabama: Like the Third World, but Closer!”
~ Jim Villani ~

„Alabama: Keeping it in the Family Since 1819”
~ Robert Pfaff ~

„Alabama: Fuckin' A”

Alaska Slogans
State slogan alaska - funny drawing of man in winter suit.
„Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!”

„Alaska: Come Freeze Your Butt Off”

„Alaska: Jeez, it's Cold”

„Alaska: Yeah, But It's a Dry Cold”
~ Andy Hynds ~

„Alaska: Masturbation Capital of the World”

„I Froze My Nuts off in Alaska”
Arizona Slogans
„Arizona: Dehyd-rific!”

„Arizona - But It's a Dry Heat”

„Arizona - 150.000 People Can't Be Wrong”

„Arizona: Soon To Be the Pacific Coast State”
~ Michelle Steiner ~
Arkansas Slogans
„Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthang”

„Arkansas: Safe Sex, We Mark the Sheep that Kick”

„Arkansas: Get Hog Wild”

„It's All Relative in Arkansas”

„Arkansas: Where Your Daddy is Your Uncle”

„Arkansas: We Pluck a Mean Chicken”

California Slogans
State slogans for california: cool drawing of glamour girl looking at the city night sky.

„California: As Seen on TV”

„By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda”

„California: It's Long and Hangs to the Left”

„California: Our Governor Can Inappropriately Fondle Your Governor”

„I'm a Big Deal in California”
Colorado Slogans
„Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother”

„Colorado Rocks”

„Denver, Where It's Legal to Get a Rocky Mountain High”

„Colorado: Ski Your Aspen Off”

„Colorado: Now 100% John Denver Free!”
~ John Mozena ~

„Colorado: This Nipple is Aspen”

„Colorado: We Are So Totally High Right Now”
Connecticut Slogans
„Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character”
„Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedys Don't Own It Yet”

„Connecticut: Land of the Stuffy White People”

„Connecticut: James Van Der Beek was Born Here”
Delaware Slogans
„Delaware: Wow ... you're in Delaware”

„Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals In Our Water”

„Delaware: First and Forgotten”
Florida Slogans
„Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids”

„Florida, America's Wang”

„Florida, the Plywood State”

„Florida, the Gunshine State”

„Florida, America's Penis”

„Florida: It's Long and Hangs to the Left”

„Florida: Senior Citizen Discounts Available”

„Florida: Leave Us Alone, We're Busy Enjoying the 82 Degree Winter”
~ Gregory Seel ~

„Florida: More Than Just a Great Place to Die”
~ Joe Lex ~

„Florida: Where America Goes to Die”
Georgia Slogans
„Georgia: We Put the ”Fun„ in Fundamentalist Extremism”

„Georgia: Without Atlanta, We're Alabama”

„Georgia: Squeeze My Peaches”
Hawaii Slogans
Slogans for Hawaii: funny drawing og female tourist doing a hawaii dance, the hula dance.
„Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)”

„Hawaii: No, I Don't Know Tom Selleck”

„Hawaii: Come, Get Lei-ed!”

„Hawaii: You Had Me at Aloha”

„Hawaii: Tom Selleck, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise”

„Hawaii: Come Surfing Because We Love Your Hilarious You Tube Vids”
~ Gregory Seel ~

„Hawaii: Wawau Malihini” (Fuck You, Tourist)

„Hawaii: Kamana Wanna Lei Ya”

„Hawaii: We're Not Gay, We Just Really Like Rainbows!”
Idaho Slogans
Idaho's funny slogans are more or less about one thing, potatoes. But even though the subject is somewhat monotone ... being you know ... potatoes ... the state slogans are still quite funny.
„Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good”

„Idaho: Potatoes and ... Well ... That's About It”

„Idaho? No You Da Ho”

„Idaho: Hi there! Want a Potato? Wait. Stop. Where are You Going?”

„Idaho: You Want a Potato? Yeah, I Think We Can Help You Out With That”
Illinois Slogans
„Illinois: Gateway to Iowa”

„Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the ”S„”

„Illinois: Only Morons Pronounce the ”S„”

„Illinois: Menage a Trois”

„Illinois Won't Annoy You”
Indiana Slogans
„Indiana: 50 Million Years Tidal Wave Free”

„Indiana: We So Corny!”
Iowa Slogans
„Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk”

„Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn”

„Iowa: It's Easy to Spell”

„Iowa: Gateway to Illinois”

„Come to Iowa and Loše Your Will to Live”

„Iowa: Not as Depressing as Idaho”
Kansas Slogans
„Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States”

„ARRR Kansas: The Pirate's Kansas”

„Kansas: Stupid is the New Smart”

„Kansas: We Know We're Flat (And We're Very Self-conscious About It)”

„Kansas: Not Everything is Flat”
Kentucky Slogans
„Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names”

„Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky”
Louisiana State Slogan
„Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Slogan”

„Louisiana: We've All Got Jazz Hands”
Maine Slogans
Funny drawing of lobster as a symbol for Maine.
„Maine: Cheap Lobster”

„Maine: We're Really Cold But We Have Cheap Lobster”

„Maine: I'm the Maine Man”

„Maine: If Anyone Asks We're Part of Canada”

„Maine Says ... Go Away Tourists, You're Scaring Away All the Lahhbstah”
Maryland Slogans
„Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware”

„Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It”

„If it Weren't for Washington, You Wouldn't Find Us”
Massachusetts Slogans
„Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)”

„Massachusetts: Home of the Young Girls from Nantucket. Also the Home of Ted Kennedy ... Hmmmm ...”

„Massachusetts: It's Wicked!”

„Massachusetts: Now with 30% Fewer Kennedys!”
~ Brian DiMattia ~

„Massachusetts: Who Fahted?”

„Massachusetts: Washingston's Outhouse”
Michigan Slogans
„Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians”

„Michigan: America's Left Hand”

„Michigan: Talk to the Hand”

„Michigan: The Hideous Growth on the Forehead of America”
Minnesota Slogans
Even though it seems to be very cold in Minnesota, it has not paralyzed the production of funny state slogans, quite the contrary. Minnesota seems to be the King of funny state slogans.
State slogan minnesota: Funny drawing of mosquito.
„Minnesota: For Sale”

„Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Moquitoes”

„Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes and No Sharks!”

„Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Petersons”

„Save a Minnesotan - Eat a Mosquito”

„Minnesota - Mosquito Supplier to the Free World”

„If You Love Minnesota, Raise Your Right Ski”

„Minnesota - The Hockey State”

„Minnesota: One Day It's Warm, the Rest of the Year It's Cold”

„Minnesota - Where Visitors Turn Blue With Envy”

„Minnesota - Land of 2 Seasons: Winter is Coming, Winter is Here”

„Minnesota - Glove It or Leave It”

„Minnesota - Home of the Blonde Hair and Blue Ears”

„Minnesota - Where the Elite Meet Sleet”

„Minnesota - CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS”

„There Are Only 3 Things You Can Grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older, & Fatter”

„Minnesota - Have You Jump Started Your Kid Today?”

„Minnesota - Land of the Ski and Home of the Crazed”

„Minnesota - We're Not as Fat as Wisconsin”

„Minnesota - Home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (Where the damn river starts!)”

„Why Minnesota? To Protect Ontario from Iowa!”

„Survive Minnesota and the Rest of the World is Easy”

„Minnesota - Come Fall in Love With a Loon”

„Minnesota: We're Not as Fat as Wisconsin”
Mississippi Slogans
„Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State”

„I'm From Mississippi, Can You Tell Me What My T-shirt Reads?”
Missouri Slogans
„Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work”

„Put Us Out Of Our Missouri”

„This Place is Missouri”

„Missouri: The Show Me Your Boobs State”

„Missouri: Loves Company!”
~ Ilene Morgan ~

„Missouri: The ”Show Me State„. You show me yours and I'll show you my rifle”
~ Darlene Forsman ~
Montana Slogans
„Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else”

„Montana: The Unabomber State”
Nebraska Slogans
„Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest”

„Nebraska: Home of the Great Cornholio”

„Nebraska: Safe Sex, We Mark the Sheep that Kick”

„Nebraska: The ”N„ is for Knowledge”
~ Chris Pultz ~
Nevada Slogans
„Nevada: Whores and Poker!”

„Nevada: Come Happy, Leave Broke”

„Nevada: Whoreific!”

„Nevada: Slots and Sluts”
New Hampshire Slogans
„New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone”

„New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer”

„Think This is Bad? You Should See Old Hampshire”

„New Hampshire: Don't Take It For Granite”
New Jersey Slogans
„New Jersey: You Want a F$%&in' Motto? I Got Yer F$%&in' Motto Right Here!”

„Jersey Girls”

„New Jersey is for Dirty Sluts”

„New Jersey Girls aren't Trashy (Trash Gets Picked Up)”

„I Got Bada Boom Bada Binged in New Jersey”

„New Jersey: We don't Pump our Gas, We Pump Our Fists”

„New Jersey: You Want Sluts? We Got Sluts!”
New Mexico Slogans
„New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets”

„Not as Fun as Real Mexico, But at Least We Use Deodorant”

„Almost as Filthy as Real Mexico”

„New Mexico: We Have Reservations”

„New Mexico: Cleaner than Regular Mexico and Less Bodies in the Sandbox”
~ Darlene Forsman ~
New York Slogans
„New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney”

„New York ... Is a State of Mind”

„New York is For Lovers”

„New York: Guns Don't Kill People, We Kill People”

„Welcome to New York, the Vampire State”

„New York: New Jersey is Our Bitch”
North Carolina Slogans
„North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable”

„I'm not Gay, I'm Just From North Carolina”

„North Carolina, A Hard Habit to Break”

„North Carolina: We're Northier than South Carolina”

North Dakota SlogansCute funny drawing of dinosaur with love heart.

„North Dakota: Um ... We've got ... Um ... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!!”

„North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States”
Ohio Slogans
„Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland”

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baresh
(zanatlija)
2018-02-20 03:35 PM
„Ohio: Sorry About the Smell, We're Working on it”
Oklahoma Slogans
„Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing”

„Oklahoma: We're OK, You're NOT”

„Oklahoma: Come Stroke Our Panhandle”
Oregon Slogans
„Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner”

„Oregon, The Beaver State”

„Oregon: As Pretty as California, but not as Weird”

„Oregon, America's Hairiest State Since 1859!”

„Oregon: It's OR-EE-GUN, you idiot!”
~ Darlene Forsman ~

„BEHOLD my Huge, Throbbing Oregon”
Pennsylvania Slogans
„Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal”

„Philly, The City of Brotherly Love (But not the Gay Kind)”

„Pennsylvania: Free Lube Job With Oil Change”

„Pennsylvania, Amish Girls do It Manually”

„Pennsylvania: If I Had a Car, I'd be Home Now”
Rhode Island Slogans
„Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island”

„Rhode Island: Size Ain't Everything”

„Things Look BIGGER in Rhode Island”

„Rhode Island: Small, Yes, But We Know What to Do with It!”
~ Joe Lex ~

„2,490 Square Miles. Suck It, Rhode Island”

„Rhode Island: It's Like the Period at the End of a 49 Word Sentence”
South Carolina Slogans
„South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender”

„Palmetto Pride”

„Hey Y'all ... Watch This!”

„South Carolina, Hook up for Free at One of Our Lovely Trailer Parks”

„I'm from South Carolina and I Own a Shirt”
South Dakota Slogans
„South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota”

„South Dakota: Home of the Badlands and Huge Drugstores”
Tennessee Slogans
„Tennessee: The Educashun State”

„Tennessee: Where Teeth are Optional”

„Tennessee: Don't Make me Take off my Bible Belt”

„Tennessee: As Seen on COPS”

„Tennessee: Got Teeth”

„Tennessee: The Dollywood State”

Texas Slogans
These funny slogans about Texas seem to emphasize two simple but seemingly important things: Texas is ... well Texan ... and big. There we go!
State slogans texas: funny drawing of Texan in station car.
„Everything's Bigger in Texas”

„Texas: A Great, Big Flat State”

„Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)”

„Everything's More Texan in Texas”

„Only Sure Things in Life are Death and TX”

„Texas: Come for the Adventure ... Stay for Your Wrongful Execution”

„Texas: Belt Buckles as Big as Your Head”

„I Messed With Texas and Now I Have a Rash”

„Everything's More Texan in Texas”
Utah Slogans
„Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus”

„Utah: Where It's Cool to be a Virgin”

„Utah: 73% Mormon, 100% Sexy”
Vermont Slogans
„Vermont: Yep”

„Vermont: Bet Ya Can't Name Two of our Towns”

„Vermont: Gettin' Busy with New Hampshire since 1791”

„Vermont: The Boutique State with a Megastore Attitude”
Virginia Slogans
Yes, lots of fun can be made from what is one of Virginia's official state slogans: „Virginia is for Lovers”. Let's just say that these funny slogans take it to the next level:

„Virginia is for Lovers: Hardcore, Anything Goes Three-Way Lovers”

„Vagina is for Lovers”

„Vagina: A Place for Lovers”

„Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?”

„Virginia: Please Don't Confuse Us with West Virginia”
Washington Slogans
„Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!”

„Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?”

„Washington: Home of Bigfoot and Big Imaginations”

„I get Wood in Washington”

„Washington: Caffeine Addicts Anonumous”

„Washington: We Look Good in Flannel”
West Virginia Slogans
„West Virginia: One Big Happy Family, Really!”

„West Virginia: Safe Sex, We Mark the Sheep that Kick”

„It's All Relative in West Virginia”

„West Virginia is for Loving Your Sister”

„West Virginia is Better If You're Drunk”

„West Virginia: Life is Full of Decisions ... Goat ... Sister ...”

„West Virginia: Now with Sckools”
Wisconsin Slogans
Hmm ... Wisconsin slogans really seem to have a thing or two for cheese and smell:
State slogans wisconsin: Funny drawing of cheese with arms and a cute little mouse.„Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese”

„Wisconsin: We Eat People”

„Wisconsin: Smell the Dairy-Air”

„Wisconsin: Where They Cut the Cheese”

„Wisconsin: Not so Boring If You're Drunk”

„Wisconsin: Smells Like Cheese”

„Wisconsin: Eh, It Could Be Worse”

„Wisconsin: Cows are for Tippin'”

Wyoming Slogans
„Wyoming: Wynot?”

„Wyoming: Where Men are Lonely and Sheep are Scared”

„Wyoming or Just a Rectangle? Who Gives a Crap”

„Wyoming: Birthplace of Gay Rodeo”
Top 10 Funniest State Slogans
This is the top of the cake, the most humorous and funny slogans selected and hand picked by Quotescoop.com:

„Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthang”

„Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good”

„North Dakota: Um... We've got ... Um ... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!!”

„Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It”

„Wyoming: Where Men are Lonely and Sheep are Scared”

„Wyoming: Wynot?”

„California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda”

„West Virginia: Life is Full of Decisions ... Goat ... Sister ...”

„New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer”

„Georgia: We Put the ”Fun„ in Fundamentalist Extremism”
Hottest, Juiciest and Most Naughty State Slogans

Ready for some funny slogans with a dirty twist? Knock yourself out on these naughty state slogans!

„Vagina is for Lovers”

„I get Wood in Washington”

„Alaska: Masturbation Capital of the World”

„Arkansas: Safe Sex, We Mark the Sheep that Kick”

„Georgia: Squeeze My Peaches”

„Hawaii: Come, get lei-ed!”

„Kansas: Not Everything is Flat”

„Nevada: Slots and Sluts”

„Oklahoma: Come Stroke Our Panhandle”

„BEHOLD my Huge, Throbbing Oregon”

„Pennsylvania: Amish Girls do It Manually”

„Rhode Island: Size Ain't Everything”



santa
2018-02-20 04:20 PM
The age is! 😞
baresh
(zanatlija)
2018-02-20 04:31 PM
golden🤨🧐😤
rizling
2018-02-21 02:46 AM

c'est pas mal :)))))))))

Que peut faire votre boss pour doper votre moral?
Toujours plus d'entreprises s'intéressent au bien-être de leurs employés, conscientes qu'au final, toutes les parties seront gagnantes. Dites-nous će qui pourrait vous épanouir (encore plus) au travail!
storybild
Un employé heureux est un employé davantage productif: de nombreux patrons en sont toujours davantage conscients.

Les exemples ne manquent pas. L'un des derniers en date? La société Steelhouse, spécialisée dans la pub et basée en Californie, offre désormais chaque année à ses employés un bonus de 2000 dollars pour partir en vacances ainsi qu'un week-end de trois jours par mois. Durant će break imposé, il est interdit d'envoyer des e-mails. Pour son patron, Mark Douglas, les bénéfices sont incontestables, pour les employés comme pour la productivité. «Il suffit d'avoir le courage de proposer quelque chose de différent et de croire que cela va profiter à tous», assure-t-il au Huffington Post.

Récemment, on apprenait aussi que les employés d'une société de billetterie londonienne bénéficiaient d'un congé d'un genre nouveau: en cas de soirée trop arrosée, ils sont autorisés à ne pas venir bosser le lendemain... Dans un autre registre, beaucoup d'entreprises permettent à leurs salariés d'amener leurs animaux de compagnie au boulot. Leur présence aurait des vertus positives sur le bien-être de leur maître (et aussi de certains collègues). Une société japonaise va même plus loin en versant une prime de 40 francs aux salariés qui viennent avec leur chat au bureau.
CPHA
(Чувари ћирилице)
2018-02-21 05:23 AM
Савладали сте copy-paste.
;-)
Можете наставити разговор.
Занимљивије је читаоцима!
:-))
santa
2018-02-21 07:49 AM
... i prevod sa francuskog: :)

rizling: „то није лоше :)))))))))

Шта може ваш шеф да појача свој морал?
Све је више компанија заинтересовано за добробит својих запослених, свесни да ће на крају све победити. Реците нам шта вас може учинити (још више) срећним на послу!
сторибилд
Радни радник је продуктивнији запослени: многи босови су увек свесни тога.

Примери нису недостајали. Један од најновијих? Калифорнијски Стеелхоусе, компанија специјализована за рекламирање, сада својим запосленицима нуди 2.000 долара годишње за одлазак на одмор и тродневни викенд сваког месеца. Током наметнуте паузе забрањено је слање е-маил порука. За свог шефа, Марк Доуглас, предности су неспорне и за запослене и за продуктивност. ”Довољно је имати храбрости да дођу до нечег другог и верују да ће то имати користи свима„, рекао је он за Хуффингтон Пост.

Недавно смо сазнали да су запослени у компанији за продају карата у Лондону имали користи од новог типа: у случају превелике количине алкохола им је дозвољено да не долазе на посао следећег дана ... У другом регистру Многе компаније дозвољавају запосленима да своје љубимце доведу у рад. Њихово присуство би имало позитивне врлине на добробит свог наставника (али и неких колега). Јапанска компанија иде чак и даље тако што је запосленима који са својим мачкама долазе у канцеларију плаћају премију од 40 франака.”
santa
2018-02-21 07:49 PM
Još jedan 'dokaz, Srno. da su ljudi vise za cituckanje a manje za 'razgovore', a istini za volju, najverovatnije su u nekom drugom kaficu umesto ovom -= zadimljenom. :)
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