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Pjer
(svratio samo na 5 minuta)
09. јун 2015. у 07.29
Vrijedi citanja, makar i na engleskom.

Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
Pay off your credit cards every month.
You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
Save for retirement, starting with your first paycheck.
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
It's OK to let your children see you cry.
Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.
You can get through anything if you stay put in today.
A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
Burn the candles; use the nice sheets; wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
Overprepare, then go with the flow.
Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
The most important sex organ is the brain.
No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
Frame every so-called disaster with these words: „In five years, will this matter?”
Forgive everyone everything.
What other people think of you is none of your business.
Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Believe in miracles.
Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.
Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
The best is yet to come.
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, and show up.
Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
If you don't ask, you don't get.
Yield.
Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 07.32
može prevod?
Pandora69
(mi´´)
09. јун 2015. у 07.50
Svidja mi se ovo :))..„The most important sex organ is the brain.”
u prevodu „najvazniji sexualni organ je mozak” :)

Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 07.55
pa jeste, to ja pricam godinama, pitanje je uvek, zašto bas on privi zataji?
Pandora69
(mi´´)
09. јун 2015. у 08.08
Pa nestanu impulsi :)
Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 08.11
znaci gore nestanu impulsi a dole prestane da pulsira? :))
Pandora69
(mi´´)
09. јун 2015. у 08.16
Pa sve je to povezano :)...tako nekako :))))
Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 08.24
ebem mu misa mora nešto da izmislimo i za to :)

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/games/mac/back-to-the-future-the-game--episode-4-double-visions/back... -future-the-game--episode-4-double-visions_003.jpg
Pandora69
(mi´´)
09. јун 2015. у 08.32
Ma ne pomaze tu ništa ..ono na šta mozak reaguje ne vidi se golim okom :)

Jeste, bas onako kako jeste u mozgu muskarca...pola mozga SEX :))))
Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 08.35
da je kod vas jedna četvrtina, gde bi nam kaj bio :))

a šta je to što se ne vidi golim okom?
Pandora69
(mi´´)
09. јун 2015. у 08.38
Pa ti impulsi sto stimulisu mozak :)

...ali zato kod nas veliki deo zauzima cokolada :)))
Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 08.48
ma da, da kažemo mi duletu da on nabavi veliku cokoladu bolje no sampanjac :))
aom
((ime_u_kucici))
09. јун 2015. у 09.59
ako mene pitate...
ja glasam za:

„The best is yet to come.”

Pandora69
(mi´´)
09. јун 2015. у 16.09
Pa može AOM..ali mi nekako ima neko ogranicenje u ovome ...kad dodje kraj nije bas tako ili????
Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 16.17
šta ono najbolje dolazi tek?
Pandora69
(mi´´)
09. јун 2015. у 16.20
„najbolje tek dolazi”-ne znam dali tako misle i oni sto su na samrti :(
Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 16.22
pa dobro nećemo o tome sad
mada i za to kažu da tad najbolje dolazi
Pandora69
(mi´´)
09. јун 2015. у 16.23
Pa jeste, samo sto oni tada to neznaju..:))
Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 16.24
niko to ne zna :)
Pandora69
(mi´´)
09. јун 2015. у 16.26
Pa znaju oni sto tako kažu...valjda :)
Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 16.33
ko to kaže ko to laže :)
dulebg
(posmatrach)
09. јун 2015. у 17.12
Морам да вас похвалим за брзину помињања сеха - у 1.топику, брже ваљда не може?
А не ко тамо неки у 100-том, па би да ме увале у дугове ((
Leon01
(ekonomista)
09. јун 2015. у 17.35
mora aom vise da se bavi tobom ti izvuce to zmijce iz dzepa :))
Pandora69
(mi´´)
10. јун 2015. у 15.43
„Морам да вас похвалим за брзину помињања сеха - у 1.топику, брже ваљда не може?”

Ko šta trazi to i dobije :))))...
Leon01
(ekonomista)
10. јун 2015. у 15.54
ne razumem šta dule trazi :)))))
Pandora69
(mi´´)
10. јун 2015. у 15.59
Pa on bi samo o takvim temama :)
Leon01
(ekonomista)
10. јун 2015. у 16.06
a to, pa nisam znao, pa šta cekas?
Pjer
(svratio samo na 5 minuta)
10. јун 2015. у 21.14
Prevod:

Ko nije tražio nije ni dobio. Pjer:Sličnost sa prethodnije je slučajna. ;)
Zivot nije lijepo zamotan sa masnom, ali i bez toga je poklon
Duboko udahni, to djeluje smirujuce
Bez obzira kako se usjecas, ustani, sredi se i pokazi se.
Najbolje tek dolazi
Zavist je gubljenje vremena. Već imaš sve sto ti treba. Pjer: i mnogo toga sto ti uopste nije trebalo

dulebg
(posmatrach)
10. јун 2015. у 21.30
Није лоше да понесете речник, кад идете код супротног пола:

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes = No.

No = Yes.

Maybe = No.

We need = I want.

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

You're so ... manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.

*************************



MEN'S ENGLISH

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let's have sex now.

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.

May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.

Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
Leon01
(ekonomista)
11. јун 2015. у 04.29
zakomplikova ga ti dule debelo
a ja rekoh žene su tako jednostavne :)

One man, one word - one woman, one dictionary

:))
Pandora69
(mi´´)
11. јун 2015. у 06.24
Dule, ovo za muskarce je sve tačno..ne bih imala šta tu da dodam :)
Pandora69
(mi´´)
11. јун 2015. у 06.27
„a to, pa nisam znao, pa šta cekas?”

ne cekam ništa...namam nikavu ideju za neku takvu temu :)...postavi ti:)
Leon01
(ekonomista)
11. јун 2015. у 06.47
nemam nešto inspiracije, možda samo, „koje su vam omiljene poze” :))
struktura
(Bene Gesserit)
11. јун 2015. у 07.39
Imam ja to ilustrovano sa lepim slikama. Daj vreme vremenu, sto jes, jes.
Leon01
(ekonomista)
11. јун 2015. у 07.40
pa nije to fazon, znamo mi svi da guglamo, već da kažeš i das opis, šta i kako i zašto bas tu volis :)
dulebg
(posmatrach)
14. јун 2015. у 19.11
нема ту шта да се описује
ил си јелен ил ниси
Leon01
(ekonomista)
15. јун 2015. у 05.00
koja to poza jelen ;)
kojekud
(citam sa usana)
15. јун 2015. у 05.28
ijoojj Pjer, meni tu nešto ne stima :)
Slazem sa sa tackom 4, ali ako se složim i sa tackom 5 onda sam samu sebe ozbiljno demantovala
Vise mi odgovara da se pravilo br 5 izbaci i da se dobije jedan lepi okrugli, 44, broj
Pjer
(svratio samo na 5 minuta)
15. јун 2015. у 07.53
Mene opet brine ovo

Otarasi se svega sto nije korisno, lijepo, ili ti čini zadovoljstvo.

Srećom ivijek će biti sitnih popravki, kosenja trave i pranja auta. ;)
dulebg
(posmatrach)
21. јун 2015. у 04.33
„читам са усана” ништа те не разумем
ако су ти бројеви вицеви
онда знај да су преко 60 о лудацима
и пази који где причаш
kojekud
(citam sa usana)
22. јун 2015. у 05.30
zivotne lekcije me zbunjuju
vidim da su neki razumeli pravila, svih 45
bas me interesuje kako oni objašnjavaju ove vickaste tacke

:)) /da ne ispadnem preozbiljna :)/
dulebg
(posmatrach)
24. јун 2015. у 19.33
којекуде не разумем шта кажеш
али мислим да живот не можеш да прогуташ без мало вицкастости, кад би човек све видео онако како јесте - брзо би одустао
kojekud
(citam sa usana)
25. јун 2015. у 06.12
Ne razumes? Kao, osobina velikih ljudi je da ostaju neshvaceni :)

Bitno da sam ja tebe razumela... I mogu ti reći da isto mislimo :)
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